Plz don't read th

Plz don't read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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APRIL FOOL!!

Aisa DOSTANA hama

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu fool

G-reat H-ot O-ne

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

In 1997 an email

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the INTERNET would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the ?electronic flotsam and jetsam? that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged.. Why not try to start a viral email like t

The maple syrup's

The maple syrup's full of ants.

A mouse is creeping on the shelf.

Is that a spider on your back?

I ate the whole pie by myself.

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

A flash flood washed away the school.

I threw your blanket in the trash.

I never lie----I---

APRIL FOOL!

The first of Apri

The first of April, some do say

Is set apart for All Fool's Day;

But why the people call it so

Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,

But on this day are people sent

On purpose for pure merriment.

One thing kids li

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old BURNed-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland BURNed down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey

A common mistake

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Forgive, O Lord,

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,

And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

~Robert Frost,